how to cure depression
Alex Makaela Rushmer
-3 heaping cups of positivity. You can choose to be happy, you silly goose. It’s all about how you
look at things.
-1/4 cup of get-over-it. You can’t lay in that muck and expect to get better. Pick yourself up already!
-1 teaspoon of perspective. It could be worse, you know.
-2 Tablespoons of a healthy diet. You are what you eat, and judging by your mood you must have
been eating something past its date.
-A dash of exercise. Exercise is the solution for everything, isn’t it? Besides, let’s be honest, you’re
getting a little tubby.
-1 cup of social time. Being around people always makes things better, especially when they are
ready to offer quick solutions and back-handed comments.
-1/2 teaspoon of try-something-new! Because even though you’re struggling to do the little things
like rolling out of bed, you should push yourself.
-A pinch of full night’s sleep. The solution to a bedtime plagued with nightmares is more sleep
obviously!
Stir well and serve cold.
If that doesn’t work, you can always put your head in the oven and inhale, right?
look at things.
-1/4 cup of get-over-it. You can’t lay in that muck and expect to get better. Pick yourself up already!
-1 teaspoon of perspective. It could be worse, you know.
-2 Tablespoons of a healthy diet. You are what you eat, and judging by your mood you must have
been eating something past its date.
-A dash of exercise. Exercise is the solution for everything, isn’t it? Besides, let’s be honest, you’re
getting a little tubby.
-1 cup of social time. Being around people always makes things better, especially when they are
ready to offer quick solutions and back-handed comments.
-1/2 teaspoon of try-something-new! Because even though you’re struggling to do the little things
like rolling out of bed, you should push yourself.
-A pinch of full night’s sleep. The solution to a bedtime plagued with nightmares is more sleep
obviously!
Stir well and serve cold.
If that doesn’t work, you can always put your head in the oven and inhale, right?